At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
time to smoke my breakfast
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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