Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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