Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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