u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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