speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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