Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I think I am morally bankrupt
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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