Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
not ubering you a puppy
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