i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
