I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i've created a new STD.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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