So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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