508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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