...so i touched it.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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