Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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