Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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