do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You are a genius and a whore.
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