Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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