I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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