Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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