sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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