I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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