This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
