they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.