Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.