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  they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us

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• (323): View more from California

  I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.

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