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  How is Miami?

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  Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln

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• (716): View more from New York

  I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.

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• (805): View more from California

  Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Everything hurts.

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  So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.

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