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• (214): View more from Texas

  Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.

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• (714): View more from California

  Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?

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  That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.

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• (315): View more from New York

  If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I still have a little drunk in my system

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.

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