Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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