dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
someone owes me an orgasm
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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