The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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