dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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