I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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