can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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