I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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