People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
