There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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