I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Dicks are not precious.
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