Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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