Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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