in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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