ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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