Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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