It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
