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(917): View more from New York City

under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift

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(214): View more from Texas

I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.

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(801): View more from Utah

I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.

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(585): View more from New York

The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us

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(802): View more from Vermont

I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"

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(562): View more from California

Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness

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(626): View more from California

I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you

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I have that affect on people

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