You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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