ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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