I want to stick my p in your. b.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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