the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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