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she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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