fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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