nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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