If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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