i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Can I color on your dick again?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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