What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
