Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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