i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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