hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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