I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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