I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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