Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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