my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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