I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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